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  • December 19th, 2009
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    choater has updated his twitter:

    the donger needs food
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    is pretty sure @havenoheart will have that million dollar check in his mail on monday.
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    Chazz Michael Michaels
  • December 11th, 2009
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    Follow Friday @havenoheart @Jerrychase1975 @12gaBrowningGal @ellemoe @KatieSouthie
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    @sconexgirly1991 i have food
  • December 9th, 2009
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    It’s not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don’t even exercise bit.ly/UE3l5
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    No more yankie my wankie. The donger need sleep! bit.ly/f9joX
  • December 8th, 2009
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    @misstabstevens hell yeah. howard rules and so do you!
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    @12gaBrowningGal Pinchers of Power! Pinchers of Power! You guys, I be saved by my Pinchers of Power!
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    You think just coz I’m small you can just push me around? Well, come on my friend. Let’s boogie! bit.ly/s5Wz8
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    The Goonies was such a cute movie until this line > This is Willie… One-Eyed Willie. Say hi, Willie bit.ly/15LNgI
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    @sconexgirly1991 aw, that's good. i thought you were standing out in the cold
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    @sconexgirly1991 that really, really sucks!
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    @alexisford put it in a bag of rice. it will suck all the water out. for real.
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    @alexisford me too
  • December 6th, 2009
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    @Jelleylady MaMeatloaf is present!
  • December 2nd, 2009
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    @ellemoe Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid?
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    Run for the hills everybody, there’s a giant shit-cloud coming bit.ly/12bPpA
  • December 1st, 2009
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    Kingpin quotes up now on MaMeatloaf.com bit.ly/PV58f Hi Mr. Skidmark
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    Ishmael Likes Me – Kingpin (1996)

    I enjoy the occasional night out at the bowling alley. Some Budweisers, soggy nachos and smelly shoes. All good right? But you know what makes it better? When you get that guy in the next lane saunter…

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    RT HAHAHAHA @Jerrychase1975 @heidimontag - You make my penis soft ..... fyi
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    @MadisonMitchell Bless you child.
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    @ellemoe No offense but if I showed a pic of ur mom 2 sum of my buddies @school, she'd definitely b “Boner of the Month” bit.ly/LsCUb
  • November 30th, 2009
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    I’m stupid. UR smart. I was wrong. U were right. UR the best. I’m the worst. UR very good-looking. I’m not attractive bit.ly/1pIh0
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    @AngelVain Plus he still sports the Oakley blades.
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    RT @shannanagans4u Top ramen + diet coke = ultimate college diet. Except I really should be substituting the DC for a natty light > So true!
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    @shannanagans4u As do I, but this was all that was in the office fridge. You like green or brown bottle XXequis? I'm a green man.
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    Me gusta la cerveza del pacifico
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    @KatieSouthie I will see you there, or I will see you on another time!
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    @KatieSouthie Why does everything I do sound like a leprechaun?
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    @KatieSouthie This is the man cave, there’s no women allowed in here. I got a jerk-off station for God’s sake
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    @Dr_Que huh?
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    @KatieSouthie The Pistol is a pleasure giver that’s for sure. So beautiful Zooey, give it back. Yeah? Return the favor
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    Win a new Macbook Pro on Cyber Monday 2009. Details here: bit.ly/29rFES
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    @KatieSouthie Hey there Miss Moneypussy. Wanna jump on my jet pack? bit.ly/17aPci
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    I bet if I suggested a game of Quidditch he’d cum in his pants bit.ly/12bPpA
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    @Brokentelephone One vote for hammered.
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    @havenoheart I almost just nunchucked you, you don’t even realize!
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    The painting was a gift Todd. I’m taking it with me bit.ly/27Qcq
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    @PMarizzle We chat online for like two hours a day so yeah, you could say it’s getting pretty serious bit.ly/HpILV
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    @PMarizzle You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang bit.ly/14Lyrd
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    @PMarizzle – my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.
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    @PMarizzle Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes
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    @PMarizzle I know what you’re asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis.
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    You know Sloth if you sit too close to the TV you’re going hurt your eyes bit.ly/15LNgI
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    RT @MYMHM: Today is the last day to help us out with a vote for the podcast awards! Help us close out with a bang? bit.ly/5u0PCQ
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    @StealingKitty You're pretty nimble to snap that self portrait!
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    @havenoheart You can’t forget, it’s a sumo culture, Ted. They pay by the pound over there. Sorta like, um, tuna
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    Look, a family full of midgets is not considered kids. That’s a Gang!! bit.ly/4MfuEm
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    @ellemoe I need your John Hancock. It’s HERBIE Hancock

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