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- December 30th, 2009
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cjeffrey88 has posted a new entry on: Broke But Still Drinking
Cases of wine for Christmas
Christmas has come and gone and I think I did a pretty good job eating as many cookies as humanly possible. I did my normal gift shopping, buying a case of wine and handing out a bottle to everyone I…
- December 22nd, 2009
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cjeffrey88 has posted a new entry on: Broke But Still Drinking
Fitting a Christmas tree in a car
My girlfriend had been asking me to get a tree for weeks but I was reluctant because I knew it would be in the way and I'd have to step over pine needles for weeks. There was only one week left before…
- December 14th, 2009
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cjeffrey88 has posted a new entry on: Broke But Still Drinking
skinny jean boys, America\'s new Cabbage Patch Kids
The Creep called me the other day and the subject of skinny jeans came up in conversation. The Creep recently visited the mall and spoke of his anxiety attack and how he wishes he never came out of hi…
- December 10th, 2009
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cjeffrey88 has posted a new entry on: Broke But Still Drinking
Helping the elderly around the holidays
Everyday I go to work, punch the time clock, get my stuff ready for the night, walk to my car, get in and think of reasons why I shouldn't just leave and go home. This happens every single night. I si…
- December 9th, 2009
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cjeffrey88 has posted a new entry on: Broke But Still Drinking
Living in a parallel universe
I've been laying in bed for the past two hours. My girlfriend's alarm clock went off five times and she's finally off to work but I can't seem to sleep. I had a dream about being back in the Carolina'…
- December 4th, 2009
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cjeffrey88 has posted a new entry on: Broke But Still Drinking
how to write a wedding thank you
I didn't even notice the "thank you" note until the other day. Most of my mail ends up in a pile next to my computer and I often misplace important things. I just happened to notice the wedding "thank…
- November 24th, 2009
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cjeffrey88 has posted a new entry on: Broke But Still Drinking
Festering asses ruining seats
Ugh! What is that smell. It hit me as I opened the door and my gagging could only be masked by the rain hitting the pavement behind me."God damn it!" I said into the neck of my jacket, as I tried to s…
- November 17th, 2009
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cjeffrey88 has posted a new entry on: Broke But Still Drinking
How to Cook Babies for Dummies
I watched a show on Neanderthals today and it was quite interesting. I was enraptured with the whole birthing process of the Neanderthals. The women stayed outside the cave, lying on whatever makeshif…
- November 13th, 2009
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cjeffrey88 has posted a new entry on: Broke But Still Drinking
making hot chicks insecure and the gas station casanova
I pumped gas and leaned onto the front seat of the work truck. I stood and pressed the Blackberry's buttons, taking the occasional sniff of my finger to catch some left over gas fumes, when a good loo…
- November 11th, 2009
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cjeffrey88 has posted a new entry on: Broke But Still Drinking
Akira Hareruya, the human punchbag
They created Karate centuries ago, during the Ming Dynasty, and now the Japanese are at it again. In these tough economic times, Japanese are using innovation and fighting skills to put some extra chi…
- November 10th, 2009
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cjeffrey88 has posted a new entry on: Broke But Still Drinking
drinking beer improves workouts
I don't know why but it's always been this way for me. There is something about my makeup that allows me to perform better, physically, after a night of drinking beer. I don't know if it's genetics or…
- November 6th, 2009
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cjeffrey88 has posted a new entry on: Broke But Still Drinking
Rachel Christie (Miss England) vs. Sara Beverley Jones(Miss Manchester)
It appears Miss England and Miss Manchester were getting busy exchanging blows while the rest of the world continued on living a real life - Read Here. The two were fighting over a gladiator, David Mc…
- November 5th, 2009
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cjeffrey88 has posted a new entry on: Broke But Still Drinking
stupid face and the Keebler elves
I thought about quitting my job today. It's so monotonous and I feel like the days are mixing together like paint and it's shaping up to be one horrible portrait titled "A guy who hates what he's doi…
- November 4th, 2009
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cjeffrey88 has posted a new entry on: Broke But Still Drinking
toughest dude on the planet - peter hammarstedt
I love the show Whale Wars and I've written of it in the past - Here. Every time I watch the show, I love it even more and I think it's because of one guy, Peter Hammarstedt, the toughest dude on the…
- November 3rd, 2009
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cjeffrey88 has posted a new entry on: Broke But Still Drinking
Return of the Messiah - turning water into beer
After my first Halloween costume was spoiled, I decided to purchase an outfit that I could wear more than once and get some use out of. My girlfriend asked when I planned to wear this other than Hal…
- November 2nd, 2009
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cjeffrey88 has posted a new entry on: Broke But Still Drinking
role model for children
I've always known one day I'd make a huge impression on the world and inspire others, but I can't believe it's happened so quickly. I was truly honored to find children across America dressing as the…
- October 28th, 2009
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cjeffrey88 has posted a new entry on: Broke But Still Drinking
cheapest and easiest halloween costume ever- suspicious package at the door
In these tough economic times everyone is scrambling to find an affordable Halloween costume for their kids and maybe even for the parents. Well, never fear because I'm going to provide you with the u…
- October 27th, 2009
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cjeffrey88 has posted a new entry on: Broke But Still Drinking
Buying a shrunken head
Found this head on FlickrI began arguing with someone about purchasing a human head and how it's not legal, but they insisted it was legal to buy a human head."Why in the hell would the U.S. ban Cuban…
- October 26th, 2009
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cjeffrey88 has posted a new entry on: Broke But Still Drinking
things a woman shouldn\'t say
I stopped in the bar last week and ordered a pizza to go. I decided to drink a couple beers while waiting because I didn't want to look like a stalker and stand behind someone while waiting, looking o…
- October 23rd, 2009
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cjeffrey88 has posted a new entry on: Broke But Still Drinking
Activities for sick children
I read a post by a fellow blogger about fun activities for children - Read Here - and decided to weigh in with some of my own expert advice.Kids are not as innocent as they look. There's a lot going o…
- October 22nd, 2009
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cjeffrey88 has posted a new entry on: Broke But Still Drinking
zach galifianakis halloween costume
Fucking MTV! Why in the hell do you go and write an article about a potential Halloween costume? Read HereI've been growing this stupid beard for two weeks now because I wanted a Halloween costume tha…
- October 21st, 2009
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cjeffrey88 has posted a new entry on: Broke But Still Drinking
Why West Virginia gets a bad reputation
My job takes me to some very secluded areas late at night and some just happen to be located in the woods of West Virginia. I know, West Virginia often gets a bad rap on this blog, but if you visited…
- October 20th, 2009
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cjeffrey88 has posted a new entry on: Broke But Still Drinking
American Idol Twins doing Britney Spears
Does anyone know where we can find the proud father of John and Edward so we can get an interview?
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cjeffrey88 has posted a new entry on: Broke But Still Drinking
House of the Devil Movie (2009)
I normally don't do reviews but I feel I should save the world from wasting their money. I wish someone would have done the same for me before I wasted 10 bucks.I browsed through Comcast's movie selec…
- October 16th, 2009
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cjeffrey88 has joined the discussion: What is the best way to make up with your ex
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pushing heterosexuality
I don't have a problem with gay people. I know gay people and often times they're the best people I've ever met. They usually keep me entertained and keep me laughing for an entire evening. In fact, I…
- October 15th, 2009
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cjeffrey88 has posted a new entry on: Broke But Still Drinking
Boy disappears in balloon
Please be on the lookout for a 6 year old (son of Richard and Naomi Heene) and his balloon. Officials in Fort Collins, CO said a 6 year old boy disappeared on his balloon-powered aircraft and has not…
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cjeffrey88 has posted a new entry on: Broke But Still Drinking
Starbucks newspaper policy and stealing chairs
Is there a newspaper policy at Starbucks or are we just relying on human instinct and proper manners to dictate proper newspaper procedures? I was sitting at Starbucks, enjoying an overpriced cup of c…
- October 13th, 2009
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cjeffrey88 has posted a new entry on: Broke But Still Drinking
How to avoid raccoon eyes
I was at work yesterday and turned around to discover something rather disturbing."What in the hell happened to you? Please tell me 'if you think this is bad you should see the other guy' or something…
- October 12th, 2009
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cjeffrey88 has posted a new entry on: Broke But Still Drinking
unemployed alcoholics
My girlfriend returned to the apartment on Saturday to find me in the middle of cleaning. I ran the sweeper, scrubbed the entire kitchen: stove, floors, burners, sink, and emptied the trash."Wow!" she…
- October 6th, 2009
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cjeffrey88 has posted a new entry on: Broke But Still Drinking
No gas scam
It was around 2:30 in the morning, I'd just finished up with work and barely coasted into the gas station on fumes. It's not that I don't have the money for gas, it's just the fact I find it a huge in…
- September 4th, 2009
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cjeffrey88 has posted a new entry on: Broke But Still Drinking
Walmart baby slappers
Have you ever visited a Walmart and had the pleasure of being greeted by one of their elderly folks? The cute little people who smile and clutch their canes as they gleefully greet each and every shop…
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cjeffrey88 has posted a new entry on: Broke But Still Drinking
Russell crowe bike duel video
Australian gossip columnist, Annette Sharp, caught Russell Crowe out biking and then stopping to down some tacos and cigarettes. She then went on to write about him being fat and out-of-shape. After h…
- September 2nd, 2009
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cjeffrey88 has posted a new entry on: Broke But Still Drinking
Arnold Schwarzenegger's necrophilia ban creates unclaimed bodies in LA
It is not surprising, with the state of the economy, that numerous bodies are going unclaimed in the morgues of Los Angeles and surrounding counties. With the cost continuing to rise for burial servic…
- September 1st, 2009
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cjeffrey88 has posted a new entry on: Broke But Still Drinking
Macaulay culkin fathers a blanket
Macaulay Culkin is denying rumors that he fathered a blanket. He says the claims are "rubbish" but I'm not so sure. I see striking similarities between the two. Skin pigmentation is difficult to dismi…
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cjeffrey88 has posted a new entry on: Broke But Still Drinking
Bear Society or Gay Bear Society
My company issued work uniforms last week. Something I was completely opposed to because I deliver stuff at night and nobody sees me, but quickly changed my mind when I found I'd be receiving 10 new p…
- August 31st, 2009
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cjeffrey88 has posted a new entry on: Broke But Still Drinking
Mischa Barton blames teeth and they blame her back
Mischa Barton has blamed her wisdom teeth for her bloated appearance and now her teeth have broken their silence.
- August 30th, 2009
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cjeffrey88 has posted a new entry on: Broke But Still Drinking
Celtic Thunder - Take me home
It is Saturday night, or early Sunday morning, and I'm totally shitfaced as I write this. Am I the only guy in America who turns on Celtic Thunder and listens to this stuff when they are really drunk?…
- August 28th, 2009
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cjeffrey88 has posted a new entry on: Broke But Still Drinking
- August 27th, 2009
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cjeffrey88 has posted a new entry on: Broke But Still Drinking
Jaycee Lee Dugard found
I'm a huge fan of unsolved crime shows so this story really caught my attention. Jaycee Lee Dugard, who was kidnapped 18 years ago, mysteriously walked into a police station and claimed to be the miss…
- August 11th, 2009
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cjeffrey88 has posted a new entry on: Broke But Still Drinking
drunk sewing and avoiding IKEA
I don't go out drinking as much as I did in the past, now that I'm living with a woman, not that I lived with men before. Well, I did, but it was in college and it was a completely heterosexual experi…
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cjeffrey88 has posted a new entry on: Broke But Still Drinking
Contact Obama on health care
I've been following Obama and his push for nationalized health care and nothing infuriates me more. If I were the people in the health care profession, I'd "boo" this guy out-of-town at every hospital…
- August 7th, 2009
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cjeffrey88 has posted a new entry on: Broke But Still Drinking
Russian Moobs
Moobs - n: the flabby breasts of a man. (from Urban dictionary, the most reliable dictionary on the web)Fat men and overweight boys everywhere can put down those weights and tuck away those dusty diet…
- August 5th, 2009
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cjeffrey88 has posted a new entry on: Broke But Still Drinking
George Sodini Diary
I haven't been on the blog in some time but I"ve been browsing the internet looking for some info on the crazy gunman in Bridgeville, PA. Apparently the guy kept a diary and I managed to get the info…
- June 24th, 2009
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cjeffrey88 has posted a new entry on: Broke But Still Drinking
What happened to the swine flu?
What happened to the swine flu? This flu has the same work ethic as some of the change beggars on the street corners. I feel like I'm beneath a frozen wave and everyone keeps telling me I better get o…
- June 17th, 2009
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cjeffrey88 has posted a new entry on: Broke But Still Drinking
Throwback Lemieux Jersey
I received a text on Saturday from Fish: Call me! I have a good story.Being one for a good story I decided to give Fish a call."What's up? I just got your text.""XL stopped over my house the other day…
- June 9th, 2009
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cjeffrey88 has posted a new entry on: Broke But Still Drinking
Hope for slackers everywhere
I attended a wedding this past weekend. The only thing worse than going to a wedding where you don't know anyone is going to a wedding where the person invited doesn't know anyone either. I guess it c…
- May 29th, 2009
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cjeffrey88 has posted a new entry on: Broke But Still Drinking
Moundsville Prison and "The Hole"
Continued from Visiting Moundsville PrisonThe tour ended with the entire group standing around "Old Sparky," the famous electric chair where numerous prisoners said their final prayers. The room also…
- May 21st, 2009
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