davidsdoll101's profile jessie / Member since January 2008 / Last seen 11 months ago
I make no apologies for the person I am. I am harmless, but I am fiercely loyal to my husband, and on any given day you can find me holding a bag of chicken quarters in one hand while digging a stuck popcorn ball out of the back of a toy truck while two big eyed boys watch in suspense. Leave it to me to find the funny in almost any situation, and exploit it to its full extent. I blog daily because I live daily. I may not travel or venture out into the world much but what happens here in my little town or even at home fascinates the hell out of me, and has captivated an audience on the internet for two and a half years. I am a puzzle wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in bacon, and smothered with cheese. Subsequently, the part of me that is covered in cheese is also covered in hives. Stupid milk allergy. I dont have anything you'd want to steal...well, nothing you can touch. I am David's doll because he has made me realize who I am, and he loves me completely for it. I in turn wash his socks and sleep on his chest. He's my best friend, and there's nothing more to it.
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