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- October 12th, 2009
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electromuff is celebrating his birthday today!
- August 3rd, 2009
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electromuff has posted a new entry on: ElectroMuff - A Scotsman In Singapore
Honest Government Mission Statements
There's a new secondary school being built just outside my apartment building. Apparently it will be big enough to cater for 5,000 school children. Which means in about 10 months time, when it's fin…
- August 1st, 2009
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electromuff has posted a new entry on: ElectroMuff - A Scotsman In Singapore
FOUND: Hidden Phallus In Street Sculpture
Most of the time I don't give street sculptures a 2nd glance. They're simply a waste of taxpayers cash created by vegetable-munching work-shy hippies at the bequest of some MP who wants to brighten up…
- July 30th, 2009
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electromuff has posted a new entry on: ElectroMuff - A Scotsman In Singapore
Singaporean Monty Python Impression
I hear the noise all to often - that annoying honking of a horn followed by what sounds like the incomprehensible ramblings of a crazed lunatic. It's my unofficial alarm call for when I decide to hav…
- July 29th, 2009
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electromuff has posted a new entry on: ElectroMuff - A Scotsman In Singapore
Creating A Gecko Assassin
Regular visitors to my apartment include lizards, cockroaches, ants and mosquitos. Occassionally humans give me a visit, but even then it's midget postmen delivering bills and the occassional package…
- July 28th, 2009
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electromuff has posted a new entry on: ElectroMuff - A Scotsman In Singapore
A Trip To The National Stadium
You may or may not know (or care) that Liverpool F.C finished their "Kop Comes To Asia" tour here in Singapore on Sunday night. But the locals certainly did, and so too did the event organisers as th…
- July 24th, 2009
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electromuff has posted a new entry on: ElectroMuff - A Scotsman In Singapore
You Think You've Had A Bad Day?
If someone had called this morning to warn me that I would end up soiling myself today, my instant reply would start with an F and end in an F. The likelihood of me shitting my pants, I would have th…
- July 16th, 2009
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electromuff has posted a new entry on: ElectroMuff - A Scotsman In Singapore
Changi Prison? No Thanks!
Singapore is not one to shy away from dishing out some serious punishment to those caught breaking the law. Not only are the punishments (lengthy jail terms, caning and death by hanging) pretty bruta…
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electromuff has posted a new entry on: ElectroMuff - A Scotsman In Singapore
Obligatory Intro
This is the first time I've actually written on this site as myself. It's previous incarnation was the bastardisation of an E/N site and a blog. If you don't know what an E/N site is then you missed…
