ickybana5 ickybana5's profile Allie B / 24, Female / Member since September 2009 / Last seen 2 days ago

I will eat the questionable leftovers. I have a freckle in my bellybutton. I know every word to the song "Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio. I am a shy pooper. The only class I ever failed was Modern Dance. I have 8 pet rats. I am terrified of bees. I wish that someone would nickname me "The Baconater." Sometimes I go to bed at 4:00 AM for no reason at all. My favorite color is beige - but only out of sympathy. I run a lot. I always check my old posts for comments. My default facial expression is set to “smile” - which might seem like a good thing until you consider all the awkward situations it can create. I once played Spider Solitaire for 7 hours straight. I sleepwalk when I am really stressed out. I hate marshmallows. I think that it is no coincidence that saran wrap is one letter away from being called satan wrap. When my shoes get really stinky, they smell like canned peas. I want to get a tattoo that says "f*ck tattoos" because that would be ironic in so many different ways. I am afraid of the dark. I have been in several competitive eating contests. I won them all. I don't know whether or not I should be proud of that. One time I did CPR on a mouse and it lived.

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