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- December 7th, 2009
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kataztrophy has posted a new entry on: Mindful Drivel
- November 19th, 2009
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kataztrophy has posted a new entry on: Mindful Drivel
Mindful Drivel Week in Review: Super Mega Deluxe Edition
It's been one hell of a week here at TeH Drivel, I must say.Monday:I posted the meaning of life, and explained the celestial importance of washing behind your ears when in the shower.a long debate wa…
- November 12th, 2009
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kataztrophy has posted a new entry on: Mindful Drivel
Phase 3 of my plot for world domination begins here.
OMG OMG OMG!*points*See that? It's official Mindful Drivel themed merch!! *gasp!*Zazzle is an online retailer that allows users to customize sell shirts, mugs and other item sand sell them in the site…
- November 10th, 2009
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kataztrophy has posted a new entry on: Mindful Drivel
Holiday greets and whatnot.
November 11th is veteran's day. This is said to be one of the most unappreciated holiday in existence. People who say this have obviously never ever heard of National Wear Your Underwear on the Outsi…
- November 6th, 2009
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kataztrophy has posted a new entry on: Mindful Drivel
Decloaking, and setting phasers to Stun.
I've been in hiding for the past few days. I may have forgotten to either meet or pick someone up at either a school, or the airport. They might have been between the ages of 12 and 97. Also, they cou…
- November 1st, 2009
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kataztrophy has posted a new entry on: Mindful Drivel
It\'s time to regroup.
Yes! Not unlike a moody teenager, Mindful Drivel has entered puberty. In place of zits, the color scheme is different. Instead of facial hair, it sprouted an extra column. Mindful Feng Shui = Near per…
- October 30th, 2009
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kataztrophy has joined the discussion: Blog Review Corner :) !
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kataztrophy has added
CatLadyLarew to his friends list. - October 28th, 2009
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kataztrophy has joined the discussion: Men, are women with hairy chests ok?
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kataztrophy has joined the discussion: What Is Your 1 Sentence Definition of "LOVE"?
- October 27th, 2009
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kataztrophy has joined the discussion: How do humor bloggers attract followers?
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kataztrophy has joined the discussion: How do you respond
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kataztrophy has joined the discussion: Atheism is for the weak-minded
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kataztrophy has joined the discussion: why why do some bloggers here? just curious
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kataztrophy has joined the discussion: What strange things do you eat?
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kataztrophy has joined the discussion: I'm to Sexy for........
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kataztrophy has joined the discussion: What is your costume this year?
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kataztrophy has joined the group: Planet Krapsody
Planet Krapsody
It's a giant void for members to get swallowed up in and have a few laughs, mingle with other members and get a virtual STD. There's some humor in here. Some satire. A bit of sarcasm. Some links to other humor related websites. A few ridiculously inane p… -
kataztrophy has joined the discussion: Insomnia Sucks
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kataztrophy has joined the discussion: What is your hobbies?
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kataztrophy has posted a new entry on: Mindful Drivel
SpookyDrivel: Special Halloween Sale - half off all severed anuses
Halloween is only a few days away. Odds are, you're decorations suck more than than...*name of pornstar here**name of overrated athlete here**name of nationally televised Hover competitor competitor h…
- October 26th, 2009
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kataztrophy has posted a new entry on: Mindful Drivel
Private nekkidness is frowned upon, apparently.
First, I warned everybody of the dangers of taking a dump in planes, now I'm forced to warn people of a possible all out ban on showing your privates in private.Eric Williamson was making coffee in hi…
- October 23rd, 2009
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kataztrophy has posted a new entry on: Mindful Drivel
Mindful Tip: Putting the Orkin Man out of business edition.
Stray raid on a chocolate roach, then carefully place it inside a camouflaged roach motel. I'm thinking you should glue some LED's to it or something. Give it that nice little strip club on the outski…
- October 21st, 2009
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kataztrophy has posted a new entry on: Mindful Drivel
Black dog...Black sheep...Black teeth...
...Black Waffle?Are any of you brave enough to stare into the dark void that is Taco Bell's Black Jack Taco, and risk the wellbeing of your eternal soul by biting it's face off? If so, could you confi…
- October 19th, 2009
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kataztrophy has posted a new entry on: Mindful Drivel
3 answers to important questions I knew some of you wanted to ask me, but didn\'t think I\'d respond to.
First of all: No, balloon boy references are no longer funny. It doesn't matter how hard you try, the moment has already passed. I sure those who do understand what the heck a bubble boy is thought it…
- October 14th, 2009
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kataztrophy has posted a new entry on: Mindful Drivel
That was mildly unexpected, but what isn't in these hard economic times?
*M-Bay's customer service branch is currently unavailable at this time, due to the overwhelming number of people who tried to take advantage of our limited time offer. I don't remember posting any kin…
- October 12th, 2009
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kataztrophy has posted a new entry on: Mindful Drivel
How to sell old people on eBay, and not end up getting in trouble for it!
LONDON -- A 10-year-old British girl has been barred from trying to sell her granny on eBay.Has this ever happened to you: When trying to unload elderly family members who refuse to pay you back tha…
- October 7th, 2009
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kataztrophy has posted a new entry on: Mindful Drivel
- October 6th, 2009
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kataztrophy has posted a new entry on: Mindful Drivel
Sorry to break it to you, but there\'s been a breach in the hull and you are all doomed. Have a nice day!
If you have a Gmail/Yahoo/Hotmail/AOL/Earthlink account, It's possible that your password has been leaked to the public. Obviously, the best course of action in situations like these would be to run a…
- October 2nd, 2009
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kataztrophy has posted a new entry on: Mindful Drivel
Mindful List: 3 reasons Fall is a horrible, soul sucking wretch of a season..
1. It's too cold to properly ease everyone into winter, which is supposed to be the whole point on it in the first place. For the past week, it's taken me thirty minutes to muster up the courage and a…
- September 30th, 2009
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kataztrophy has posted a new entry on: Mindful Drivel
WTF: Bipolar Animal Training.
My brain has been acting up as of late. It wets the floor, growls at people for no reason, and orders dirty movies on Pay Per View without my permission. There not even good dirty movies at that. It's…
- September 29th, 2009
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kataztrophy has posted a new entry on: Mindful Drivel
Mindful Tip: Oh come the f$#& on Edition.
If your the Quarterback for a professional football team in North Carolina, don't let me see you out in public this week. I down own a bucket of tar of features, but I'm pretty sure I can find both it…
- September 28th, 2009
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kataztrophy has posted a new entry on: Mindful Drivel
I think we need to regroup, ASAP.
Three hit combo of news stories.1.) A bear killed another bear in a German Zoo, in front of women, children, men, pidgins, and a few other living entities.When your in captivity, it would be a good id…
- September 27th, 2009
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kataztrophy has posted a new entry on: Mindful Drivel
I dropped the birthday cake. If you still want some, I could scrape the frosting off of it. That crunchy stuff ain't a raisin...
In celebration of Google's 11'th birthday, I've decided to make my 109th blog post on a Sunday.Yippie...Actually that's a crock I won't care about Google's age till it reaches 21, and it's allowed to…
- September 26th, 2009
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kataztrophy has posted a new entry on: Mindful Drivel
Zombie Poetry.
Doing this for a contest. Going for the win.Untitled, by Zom-B. Jones.Brains...brains...BRAINS!bbbbrrrrraaaaaiiiiiiinnnnnss...brains, Malkovich, brains!br-ains....nomnomnomnomnom!I consulted with the…
- September 25th, 2009
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kataztrophy has posted a new entry on: Mindful Drivel
Don't get left!
For some reason, this idea seems a tad bit familiar...A British store is launching a range of underpants for left-handed men, an innovation it says will save them both time and embarrassment in front…
- September 24th, 2009
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kataztrophy has posted a new entry on: Mindful Drivel
New age techniques for managing anger.
Or...How to avoid a long prison sentence by not choking the life out of a somebody who would rather waste theirs instead of doing anything productive.I think the first one is a lot more broader, thus…
- September 23rd, 2009
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kataztrophy has posted a new entry on: Mindful Drivel
WTF: did you notice increase in tempo around these parts?
Yeah, wtf is up with that anyway? If I didn't know any better, Id think that these daily posts were leading up to something that may or may not involve merchandising and contests where people had a ch…
- September 22nd, 2009
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kataztrophy has posted a new entry on: Mindful Drivel
Sh*t just got serious, for real y'all!
42-year-old boilermaker first made the discovery Tuesday night when he spotted the two wild rabbits attacking a king brown snake. “The snake was raised up in the air in the striking position and the…
- September 21st, 2009
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kataztrophy has posted a new entry on: Mindful Drivel
If nobody else is gonna say it, I will.
I would like to deport Carolina Panthers Quarterback, Jake Delhomme. Now, how would I go about doing that?He's Cajun, so I'm sure there are special procedures involved. I'm thinking I should whip up a…
- September 18th, 2009
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kataztrophy has posted a new entry on: Mindful Drivel
Mindful List:: What possibly could/should have been.
The original plans for this blog involved...A. A discussion forum to be deemed "Mindful Diddle." I ended up dropping that idea because there's more than one definition of the word "Diddle"(none of whi…
- September 16th, 2009
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kataztrophy has posted a new entry on: Mindful Drivel
Low expectations + monotony = thiis guy
I don't get this.A 68-year-old man who still works at the first McDonald's restaurant in Missouri...68 years old...working at a fast food joint. No wait, THE fast food joint. That in it; self should b…
- September 14th, 2009
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kataztrophy has posted a new entry on: Mindful Drivel
- September 7th, 2009
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kataztrophy has posted a new entry on: Mindful Drivel
Mindful Poem: poetic justice.
Fee Fi Fo Fum.....I'll crack your head open with a stapler gun.Happy Labor Day.
- September 6th, 2009
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kataztrophy has posted a new entry on: Mindful Drivel
WTF: I can't think up a good title, so I figured rambling for a bit would get the creative jucies flowing. Upon further inspection, I've got nuffin.
Yeah, so there's this thing called Squirrel Bombing, and it's the illest shit to ever go down on the internet since your mom... Oooohhhhh...SNAP!!!!!111ONEonemooWhat, you say you've never heard of Squ…
- September 4th, 2009
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kataztrophy has posted a new entry on: Mindful Drivel
- September 2nd, 2009
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kataztrophy has posted a new entry on: Mindful Drivel
Third eye out of order.
Wednesday just happens to be the most useless day in the week. it signifies...What exactly? Middle of a five day work week? It's only reason for being is to give you a minute amount of "hope", and rem…
- August 31st, 2009
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kataztrophy has posted a new entry on: Mindful Drivel
Porn kills. No really, it happened.
I read an interesting news story on telegragh about British scientists building a space ship to save people from an inevitable asteroid collision. It's worth noting that they picked the most countrifi…
- August 27th, 2009
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kataztrophy has posted a new entry on: Mindful Drivel
Binary seduction.
In an ongoing quest to pass all manual labor duties onto somebody else who won't complain about having to do things, man has once again achieved a grand advancement in technological terrificness. Some…
