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- November 25th, 2009
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kristiansomera has posted a new entry on: Kristianity
Since being stupid has become a fad...
...I've decided to stop blogging.... or, go into a hiatus, whatever.Meanwhile I've created a personal little blog completely devoid of any intellectual content whatsoever and purely dedicated to the m…
- September 9th, 2009
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kristiansomera has posted a new entry on: Kristianity
Kwentong Politiko
Yesterday, Noynoy Aquino announced his bid for Presidency in the upcoming 2010 elections.Yesterday, I got myself 3 barf bags in the supermarket.I've just received word that everything Mar Roxas has do…
- September 8th, 2009
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kristiansomera has posted a new entry on: Kristianity
Take a peek into your future
I was in the middle of writing a pseudo-political post when I came across something that trumps every pressing, politically relevant issue today.This, my brethren, will be your comeuppance if you cont…
- September 7th, 2009
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kristiansomera has posted a new entry on: Kristianity
You can tell the pope the bitch is back
I admit, I have had sneaky ideas of permanently shutting this blasted blog. I haven't posted anything in months. I refuse to be one of those pretentious bloggers who use busyness or preoccupation as t…
- May 21st, 2009
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kristiansomera has posted a new entry on: Kristianity
Told you so.
See what happens when I stop talking about myself? I stop writing altogether. I've been focusing my attention on my other supercoolsecret blog that I end up disregarding this one.In my secret blog I g…
- May 19th, 2009
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kristiansomera has posted a new entry on: Kristianity
- May 17th, 2009
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kristiansomera has posted a new entry on: Kristianity
A letter.
Dear Jolens,I don't know how to start this letter, I am far too intimidated to have my brains function normally. I am your biggest fan. Your store(Jolina's Fashion Gallery) stood right next to the pla…
- May 11th, 2009
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kristiansomera has posted a new entry on: Kristianity
Pon de Nekked
RIHANNA'S ALLEGED NUDE PHOTOSReblog from Perez:So while the authenticity of the recently leaked nude photos of Rihanna is yet to be confirmed, her record label is using language that would suggest tha…
- May 8th, 2009
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kristiansomera has posted a new entry on: Kristianity
The flannel-wearing menace
I have three frustrations in life: to become an agent of the Matrix, an Xmen and one of Charlie's Angels.I gave up on the latter seeing as it's hopeless. The only plausible "Charlie" in this lifetime…
- May 5th, 2009
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kristiansomera has posted a new entry on: Kristianity
First the cockroaches then the computers
What if the computers "wake up"? What if every piece of technology is secretly plotting their invasion and just waiting for their cue to declare a war between humans? After my cockroach-invasion theor…
- May 4th, 2009
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kristiansomera has posted a new entry on: Kristianity
The Cockroach Omen
photo courtesy of this girlI've been getting nightly visits from a cockroach. Which doesn't really come as a surprise since my room is a hot mess. You could go there in a gas mask and the stench could…
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kristiansomera has posted a new entry on: Kristianity
The Payatas Millionaire
I was talking to Count von count about that Bollywood movie the other day. What's it called again? Slumdog, something.As expected, she was also sucked into the Slumdog Millionaire vortex, as I'd like…
- May 3rd, 2009
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kristiansomera has posted a new entry on: Kristianity
the sea sponge and the prune with a skin discoloration
I really can't fathom why you humans exult over this sweltering heat. You often tell me I'm a fool not to like Summer.While I ball up in an air-conditioned room after boarding up the windows, you peop…
- May 1st, 2009
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kristiansomera has posted a new entry on: Kristianity
Mga Brooooo,,,,,
After how many days of evaluation, I've decided not to post my podcasts here. I am currently in the course of constructing a more personal, embarrassing, terrifically-handy-when-you-want-to-blackmail…
- April 28th, 2009
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kristiansomera has posted a new entry on: Kristianity
Yo banana peeps!
Ok, so I'm putting together a podcast. What I need you to do is email me questions, any question. I need them by tomorrow. Ask me anything.email address: kristiansomera@gmail.comIf you have your yahoo…
- April 27th, 2009
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kristiansomera has posted a new entry on: Kristianity
You know you've lost your flair when....
...you stop making sensible blogposts and start answering tacky surveys for the heck of it.Don't worry fans, my writer's block usually lasts for only a week. It's almost over.Do you know anyone named…
- April 24th, 2009
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kristiansomera has posted a new entry on: Kristianity
Going all Risky Business over the Duster Chicks
My head is so empty that I'm reduced to talking about myself.The only thing remotely interesting to me is this new pinoy all-girl rockband that I recently discovered. They're called Duster and their m…
- April 23rd, 2009
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kristiansomera has posted a new entry on: Kristianity
Kristianity
My conscience wont leave me alone. Answer this or have nitrous poured down your throat.Online Surveys & Market ResearchI've had thoughts of changing my blog title to "Kristianitis" but seeing as m…
- April 22nd, 2009
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kristiansomera has posted a new entry on: Kristianity
I tried. doesn't work
I often get asked why I seldom talk about my daily activities in this blog. It is, after all, supposed to be an online journal. The rationale is analogous to why I don't blog about the touchy topic of…
- April 21st, 2009
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kristiansomera has posted a new entry on: Kristianity
I am a conductor and the world is my orchestra
Pretty Persuasion is a story about a manipulative, two-faced, backstabbing teenager so obsessed with fame that she's willing to fabricate a web of lies to frame somebody and get the media attention th…
- April 19th, 2009
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kristiansomera has posted a new entry on: Kristianity
Seppuku at 5
If there's a perfect time to perform a harakiri, it would be on an afternoon.I've developed an odd 5 o'clock desolation syndrome. There's something about the temperature that hampers my endorphin prod…
