http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/mayjah Activity feed for mayjah http://www.blogcatalog.com/user/mayjahhttp://www.blogcatalog.com/images/usr/144898.gif Copyright 2005-2007 BlogCatalog.com Tue, 22 Dec 2009 15:27:11 -0600 0692aec85476137fa6ec05c59775b75f http://twitter.com/mayjah/statuses/6915675058 Mon, 21 Dec 2009 21:03:38 -0600 mayjah just twittered: Filled with Christmas spirit! That's the one where the trees become animated and start talking to you, right?.

]]> bafada7ee51b0f91070872fc110ce9ec http://twitter.com/mayjah/statuses/6905431552 Mon, 21 Dec 2009 15:09:25 -0600 mayjah just twittered: and quicker than you can say "the human-hair poppet of you as Jesus in the crèche is coming along nicely," I've crossed some kind of line..

]]> 0ebf2d588749944b05ba51ff7ecd8b81 http://twitter.com/mayjah/statuses/6900147293 Mon, 21 Dec 2009 11:48:44 -0600 mayjah just twittered: Monday ate all of the M&Ms out of the gorp. Again. Might I interest you in a carob chip? Flattened raisin?.

]]> e35e31400092c38bf44569ef575aa2f7 http://twitter.com/mayjah/statuses/6887747159 Mon, 21 Dec 2009 02:16:18 -0600 mayjah just twittered: Butthurtfinger #badcandy.

]]> cb800c9053397c711ed85b89b4c0c2a4 http://twitter.com/mayjah/statuses/6886236931 Mon, 21 Dec 2009 00:51:57 -0600 mayjah just twittered: Carrying my laptop with me from room to room. Like a BOSS..

]]> 8d9cf41e93d5be520f5a44d50d8bfe00 http://twitter.com/mayjah/statuses/6867466619 Sun, 20 Dec 2009 12:48:44 -0600 mayjah just twittered: Put the ow in tomorrow at the open bar last night..

]]> 2f74bb14c8f757cae988dc26dd85cec4 http://twitter.com/mayjah/statuses/6855564444 Sun, 20 Dec 2009 02:23:26 -0600 mayjah just twittered: So I got asked to dance by the boss, then later his wife. And I'm wearing red. Oh shit, I just got initiated into the Illuminati, didn't I?.

]]> ab7623b33c7e839d620766d9ff05db53 http://twitter.com/mayjah/statuses/6851745869 Sat, 19 Dec 2009 23:09:22 -0600 mayjah just twittered: HIM: I can't stop staring at your tits. ME: I know. How come? HIM: Because you're sitting on your ass..

]]> 76aa6b9fdefda609b50538f15f01a4e3 http://twitter.com/mayjah/statuses/6851234626 Sat, 19 Dec 2009 22:49:01 -0600 mayjah just twittered: Shutting down table #5 at the company Christmas party. First question: can you die from Michael Bouble toxicity?.

]]> ee219065d3eedaec05f67dad73b48ba5 http://twitter.com/mayjah/statuses/6841070298 Sat, 19 Dec 2009 16:10:09 -0600 mayjah just twittered: ♪ Five Nu-va riiiiiiings! ♪ You have been listening to A Very Merck Holiday, The Twelve 28-Day Cycles of Christmas.

]]> 1941130267a14ad6b45fdfd8cc759290 http://twitter.com/mayjah/statuses/6819839656 Fri, 18 Dec 2009 22:29:51 -0600 mayjah just twittered: @idvssuperego I've been cutting and pasting our eyes onto our friends' faces and mailing their own cards back to them. Too creepy?.

]]> 14a4c5f5a823db903ceb4f7ea566f2f6 http://twitter.com/mayjah/statuses/6818819987 Fri, 18 Dec 2009 21:48:48 -0600 mayjah just twittered: Maybe today wasn't the best day to remember I forgot to take a family photo for our picture-frame Christmas cards. Oh how we laughed!.

]]> 4b53cd847683ea19c37af79cdeec43f5 http://twitter.com/mayjah/statuses/6811486309 Fri, 18 Dec 2009 17:06:44 -0600 mayjah just twittered: Back in my day, we had to walk 6 miles uphill in the snow to tell people we ate a damn sandwich..

]]> 237e36b3250c1b9f47313851240c0a18 http://twitter.com/mayjah/statuses/6800895288 Fri, 18 Dec 2009 10:30:43 -0600 mayjah just twittered: I wonder which Jay-Z song gets Miley all freaking out. I like to imagine it's Big Pimpin..

]]> 040f3384b978c255676cf5182f911b22 http://twitter.com/mayjah/statuses/6784953277 Thu, 17 Dec 2009 21:20:08 -0600 mayjah just twittered: @biorhythmist There is a chocolate starfish joke in there somewhere but I'm too scared to go get it. It looks like it's wedged pretty good..

]]> a8c34223c5700f23402b0c893e549489 http://twitter.com/mayjah/statuses/6784588843 Thu, 17 Dec 2009 21:08:13 -0600 mayjah just twittered: Oh you're funny alright. If I laugh any harder I'll drop the bullets I'm holding in my teeth. Which is sad, the revolver is almost loaded..

]]> 47ed43a2b477c201456c668b9733091d http://twitter.com/mayjah/statuses/6781705376 Thu, 17 Dec 2009 19:35:27 -0600 mayjah just twittered: All I want is noise-cancelling headphones that can block ambient Sammy Hagar..

]]> 9044a631fc2fc3b9340004a45869ce72 http://twitter.com/mayjah/statuses/6769858343 Thu, 17 Dec 2009 12:02:00 -0600 mayjah just twittered: Either the director was going totally Chanel with all that black & white in the first act or I've been watching too much Rachel Zoe Project..

]]> 940cebd37cef10023d17566f492fdb92 http://twitter.com/mayjah/statuses/6713937054 Tue, 15 Dec 2009 18:51:06 -0600 mayjah just twittered: @eoporto I see your candle. And I raise you one Bath & Body Works giftcard..

]]> f7c1a5599f39ac9418978a76cca83940 http://twitter.com/mayjah/statuses/6708146729 Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:22:06 -0600 mayjah just twittered: Oh Favrd, I miss you so. I could really go for some good Oral right about now..

]]> cc25a7ac78f5142a59cfcb685f193c51 http://twitter.com/mayjah/statuses/6702709888 Tue, 15 Dec 2009 11:49:42 -0600 mayjah just twittered: Today is the Marilyn Manson to my Dita. Meaning I'd like it to just go fuck a 19 year old already; I've got champagne glasses to bathe in..

]]> da86865f66b6cc1864fbbc03a576b709 http://twitter.com/mayjah/statuses/6688634731 Tue, 15 Dec 2009 00:30:30 -0600 mayjah just twittered: @riebschlager Really?! Then will you be on my Sumatran Xanax-Savaged Wombats (in crisis) panel? It's a cause very dear to my heart..

]]> 1e31fdfae4b6cca0bbd1c4ffdb59ece5 http://twitter.com/mayjah/statuses/6685683193 Mon, 14 Dec 2009 22:21:39 -0600 mayjah just twittered: Mark my words, someday *I* will be on a SXSW panel. About something. Once I figure out what SXSW stands for. Sexy Swimwear? (hopehopehope).

]]> 59fc703593afc4f377712d4141046a23 http://twitter.com/mayjah/statuses/6666938617 Mon, 14 Dec 2009 11:00:29 -0600 mayjah just twittered: Gimme an m! Gimme an a! Gimme a t-t! What's that spell? God, get your mind out of the gutter, it's a *person*. Happy birthday @biorhythmist.

]]> 3c80fc2a15d5f38f0eb96f3d7f925b87 http://twitter.com/mayjah/statuses/6653052926 Sun, 13 Dec 2009 23:22:16 -0600 mayjah just twittered: I don't know if analogy was what I meant but I do know one drink isn't enough to silence the Proper Usage nazi in my head..

]]> 9fe80e1ba197582e894045905249f1b8 http://twitter.com/mayjah/statuses/6652656009 Sun, 13 Dec 2009 23:04:32 -0600 mayjah just twittered: Oh no no no that doesn't mean I'm sitting through Spiderman. Kirsten Dunst is buzz kryptonite. Yes that analogy makes no sense, I'm DRUNK..

]]> 8846f3ccd531cb85aa4cf9d4f10ff309 http://twitter.com/mayjah/statuses/6651874326 Sun, 13 Dec 2009 22:31:04 -0600 mayjah just twittered: Enjoying this martini like only a person who hasn't eaten in 10 hours can. Related: I love everybody!.

]]> 22763bdc123efb1a9c7b020a2a396340 http://twitter.com/mayjah/statuses/6611901310 Sat, 12 Dec 2009 17:00:21 -0600 mayjah just twittered: Mollycoddling (v): Letting me pause-rewind-pause the birthday cake scene in 16 Candles as many times as I need to [usually no more than 5]..

]]> db4841d22ef0b3eda8247faa076f4e33 http://twitter.com/mayjah/statuses/6582782985 Fri, 11 Dec 2009 17:39:09 -0600 mayjah just twittered: @ivegotzooms I've tried screaming at mine, clapping, and throwing it on the ground to startle it but so far it isn't opening. Help..

]]> 54ed2bb00e7d7a1d887b12a517ee364f http://twitter.com/mayjah/statuses/6578670416 Fri, 11 Dec 2009 15:03:37 -0600 mayjah just twittered: When you say nothing all I hear is that the restraining order doesn't stop me from pasting up a copy of your timeline over my closet shrine..

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