BlogCatalog User Feed: mayjah

mayjah just twittered: HIM: Why do women make their arms like that? ME: That's Jessica Biel. You're not supposed to notice if she even has arms. Wait, does she?.

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 15:21:08 -0600

mayjah just twittered: HIM: Why do women make their arms like that? ME: That's Jessica Biel. You're not supposed to notice if she even has arms. Wait, does she?.

mayjah just twittered: If I could have cashed out those free mojitos, they'd be worth about one strand of Prada loafer tassel. Let's not get crazy. Half a strand..

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 11:55:40 -0600

mayjah just twittered: If I could have cashed out those free mojitos, they'd be worth about one strand of Prada loafer tassel. Let's not get crazy. Half a strand..

mayjah just twittered: and Rachel Zoe showed up for 5 minutes! She's like fashion's Dumbledore. Don't judge me. Just shut up and roll your 8-sided dice, nerd..

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 02:29:41 -0600

mayjah just twittered: and Rachel Zoe showed up for 5 minutes! She's like fashion's Dumbledore. Don't judge me. Just shut up and roll your 8-sided dice, nerd..

mayjah just twittered: But I played my favorite drinking game: for every person you see wearing $3000 shoes, you take a shot. Also called the crying game..

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 01:51:08 -0600

mayjah just twittered: But I played my favorite drinking game: for every person you see wearing $3000 shoes, you take a shot. Also called the crying game..

mayjah just twittered: My phone died on the way to the Prada party, so I ran into a 7-11 to get a charger. It broke. You better believe I'm blaming Meryl Streep..

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 01:40:38 -0600

mayjah just twittered: My phone died on the way to the Prada party, so I ran into a 7-11 to get a charger. It broke. You better believe I'm blaming Meryl Streep..

mayjah just twittered: Oh fucking great, there's a typo in my Death Cab tweet. I feel a poem coming. A poem with dead branches in it..

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 23:32:57 -0600

mayjah just twittered: Oh fucking great, there's a typo in my Death Cab tweet. I feel a poem coming. A poem with dead branches in it..

mayjah just twittered: This whole time I thought it was my lack of drive and inability to care holding me back. Turns out it's my small and perkies..

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 19:26:20 -0600

mayjah just twittered: This whole time I thought it was my lack of drive and inability to care holding me back. Turns out it's my small and perkies..

mayjah just twittered: This emo is darker and more enveloping than all the Death Cab For Cuties hoodies in all the world sewn end-to-end on a big Coraline needle..

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 13:34:26 -0600

mayjah just twittered: This emo is darker and more enveloping than all the Death Cab For Cuties hoodies in all the world sewn end-to-end on a big Coraline needle..

mayjah just twittered: Today is a Thursday that feels like a Monday. Morrissey would tweet this as November spawned a MonThur..

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 10:51:18 -0600

mayjah just twittered: Today is a Thursday that feels like a Monday. Morrissey would tweet this as November spawned a MonThur..

mayjah just twittered: Just playing dress-up in my Diane Freis closet. Oh sure, like you don't have one..

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 00:12:02 -0600

mayjah just twittered: Just playing dress-up in my Diane Freis closet. Oh sure, like you don't have one..

mayjah just twittered: Today's a very special day, so sit nice and eat your Husseycakes. You want to grow up to be 9 feet tall and terribly clever, don't you?.

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 14:21:39 -0600

mayjah just twittered: Today's a very special day, so sit nice and eat your Husseycakes. You want to grow up to be 9 feet tall and terribly clever, don't you?.

mayjah just twittered: Some days you're the wave. Some days you're the shore. Some days you're the person using an ocean metaphor..

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:40:22 -0600

mayjah just twittered: Some days you're the wave. Some days you're the shore. Some days you're the person using an ocean metaphor..

mayjah just twittered: It puts the tonic in the gin or else I sing Desert Rose again. Too late. ♬ I dream of rain, yele e yele. ♬.

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 00:38:05 -0600

mayjah just twittered: It puts the tonic in the gin or else I sing Desert Rose again. Too late. ♬ I dream of rain, yele e yele. ♬.

mayjah just twittered: @idvssuperego Happy birthday! I I got you a puppet, a jaunty cricket, a kitten, a goldfish, and an Italian. Don't eat them all at once..

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 19:58:50 -0600

mayjah just twittered: @idvssuperego Happy birthday! I I got you a puppet, a jaunty cricket, a kitten, a goldfish, and an Italian. Don't eat them all at once..

mayjah just twittered: Wasting a domain like daddytypes.com on a new-dads blog is like blotting the tears you cry during Andy Griffith with $100 bills..

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 14:35:00 -0600

mayjah just twittered: Wasting a domain like daddytypes.com on a new-dads blog is like blotting the tears you cry during Andy Griffith with $100 bills..

mayjah just twittered: @thedayhascome Hugs for Lucy. And just think, you can probably double your bacon intake if it's liquefied. Mmmmm, bacon slurry..

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 11:09:20 -0600

mayjah just twittered: @thedayhascome Hugs for Lucy. And just think, you can probably double your bacon intake if it's liquefied. Mmmmm, bacon slurry..

mayjah just twittered: Visiting @RawShopper. He thinks I'm going to come back wanting to go raw. Me. Go raw. LOL. Wait, that isn't canned laughter, is it?.

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 19:14:45 -0600

mayjah just twittered: Visiting @RawShopper. He thinks I'm going to come back wanting to go raw. Me. Go raw. LOL. Wait, that isn't canned laughter, is it?.

mayjah just twittered: This scientology commercial is so confusing. What do red lollipops and feathers and football have to do wi- oh wait, I get it..

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 19:43:12 -0600

mayjah just twittered: This scientology commercial is so confusing. What do red lollipops and feathers and football have to do wi- oh wait, I get it..

mayjah just twittered: Oh, you know, just working on my great American autoerotic asphyxia novel, The Great Gaspy. WHAT..

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:49:11 -0600

mayjah just twittered: Oh, you know, just working on my great American autoerotic asphyxia novel, The Great Gaspy. WHAT..

mayjah just twittered: This guy looks like a clinically-depressed Danny Bonaduce. I have dubbed him Despondeduce..

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:25:42 -0600

mayjah just twittered: This guy looks like a clinically-depressed Danny Bonaduce. I have dubbed him Despondeduce..

mayjah just twittered: Doctor, My Eyes was playing and I actually listened to the lyrics for the first time. It's totally not about David Gest..

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:19:55 -0600

mayjah just twittered: Doctor, My Eyes was playing and I actually listened to the lyrics for the first time. It's totally not about David Gest..

mayjah just twittered: Whoever coined the phrase In It To Win It must have known how deep into this Dreyer's carton I'd be. I'm about to take the fudge ribbon..

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:08:02 -0600

mayjah just twittered: Whoever coined the phrase In It To Win It must have known how deep into this Dreyer's carton I'd be. I'm about to take the fudge ribbon..

mayjah just twittered: Hope you're happy, Maine. Bert is crying into his paperclip collection, soon to be rusty and worthless. Ernie? Escapist bubble bath..

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:12:58 -0600

mayjah just twittered: Hope you're happy, Maine. Bert is crying into his paperclip collection, soon to be rusty and worthless. Ernie? Escapist bubble bath..

mayjah just twittered: If Elmo is your Sesame Street totem, you're probably popular, but many many people want to stab you in the face..

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 13:00:11 -0600

mayjah just twittered: If Elmo is your Sesame Street totem, you're probably popular, but many many people want to stab you in the face..

mayjah just twittered: @idvssuperego You're more like The Count. Not because you suck, come back! Mystery, evil laughter, organ-obsessed. Oh and bats..

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 11:42:16 -0600

mayjah just twittered: @idvssuperego You're more like The Count. Not because you suck, come back! Mystery, evil laughter, organ-obsessed. Oh and bats..

mayjah just twittered: My Sesame Street muppet totem is Big Bird. Feathers, milkshakes, and a deep, abiding love for Snuffy's trunk..

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 10:52:11 -0600

mayjah just twittered: My Sesame Street muppet totem is Big Bird. Feathers, milkshakes, and a deep, abiding love for Snuffy's trunk..

mayjah just twittered: Seriously, I feel like a Smart car surrounded by double-decker buses. A Smart car desperately trying to resist a headlights reference..

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:57:05 -0600

mayjah just twittered: Seriously, I feel like a Smart car surrounded by double-decker buses. A Smart car desperately trying to resist a headlights reference..

mayjah just twittered: It's apparently bring your giant teetering rack to the gym day. Just a heads up..

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:34:34 -0600

mayjah just twittered: It's apparently bring your giant teetering rack to the gym day. Just a heads up..

mayjah just twittered: I'd make a NanuWriMu Mork & Mindy joke but '70s cultural references are so 2004..

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 12:23:52 -0600

mayjah just twittered: I'd make a NanuWriMu Mork & Mindy joke but '70s cultural references are so 2004..

mayjah just twittered: The free-floating anxiety is still there, but I'm starting to get a handle on it. Gin, mostly..

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 09:49:52 -0600

mayjah just twittered: The free-floating anxiety is still there, but I'm starting to get a handle on it. Gin, mostly..