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  • Yesterday
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    If Rhianna finally "takes a bow" will they stop playing that damned song?
  • August 8th, 2008
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  • August 7th, 2008
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    @mayjah I just watched you! You're so cute. The only problem is that you weren't in it long enough. I want more Mayjah!!!!
  • August 6th, 2008
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    My voice is a mixture of Fergie and Jesus
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    Happy Birthday!

    Also, don't forget to check out Day 122 from my Project 365. You can view it here. Feed Shark

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  • August 5th, 2008
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    I know I know you from somewhere. Have we met before? Is the FBI looking for you? Yeah, that's it. I saw you at the Post Office! Uh-oh!
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    mimzie has posted a new entry on: Mimzie's Muzings

    I See Your. . .

    We were so bad last year, the cheerleaders stayed home and phoned in the cheers.Pat Williams If cheerleading got any easier, it would be called football.Author UnknownI wasn't a cheerleader or the prom queen. I don't move through the world with a mir

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  • August 4th, 2008
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    Going home to lay on the couch and watch bad television. Can't wait!
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    I feel like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew
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    No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food.
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    Oh great. Another freaking Monday. I'm starting to think there are more of these than there are of Fridays.
  • August 2nd, 2008
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    Best thunder storm ever. EVER!
  • August 1st, 2008
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    mimzie has updated their twitter:

    No, I don't know what you're talking about so why are you still talking?
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    $53 to fill up my gas tank. No money for anything else now. Oh well.
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    mimzie has updated their twitter:

    Compared to everything else going on in the world my problems are like a fart in the wind.
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    mimzie has updated their twitter:

    When all else fails, show 'em your boobs.
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    mimzie has posted a new entry on: Mimzie's Muzings

    Pooh Prom

    Pooh is able to accomplish what he does because he is simpleminded.Benjamin HoffWe had to decide: Do we want to do Saturday Night or go to our Senior Prom? We opted for Saturday Night Live.Mary-Kate OlsenAdolescence isn't just about prom or wearing s

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  • July 31st, 2008
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    Photoshop, you're going to be the death of me!
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    Why can't today be Friday?
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    mimzie has updated their twitter:

    I am mean to you because I don't like you and you annoy me. Now you've just made it worse for yourself, you big cry baby!
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    What's the coolest tattoo you've ever seen? ------------------ tinyurl.com/6g22ww
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    Spiderman

    I think superheroes today are like whistle blowers.Robert Englund Spiderman can climb walls and he's got a cool outfit.Rhona MitraA quote is just a tattoo on the tongue.William F. DeVaultIn August of last year I wrote a blog posting about my tattoos.

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  • July 30th, 2008
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    I need a nap or a cigarette or a line of coke or a machete or something to make this day go away!!!
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    mimzie has posted a new myspace blog: That’s How We Roll!

    Our change was $70,644.87 because that's how we roll! Check out today's blog posting to see what I'm talking about.
    That's How We Roll!!...
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    Our change was $70,644.87 because that's how we roll----------------http://tinyurl.com/5te5hk
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    That's How We Roll

    I have more money now than I know what to do with.Mark Wahlberg Money often costs too much.Ralph Waldo EmersonThe use of money is all the advantage there is in having it.Benjamin Franklin The other day we bought something that was $13.61. I thought w

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  • July 29th, 2008
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    Stop this roller coaster! I'm ready to get off!
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    What do you do when you get to the end of your rope? Seriously. You hear it all the time. Now what? Do I just give up and jump?
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    mimzie has posted a new myspace blog: 1984 Called. . .They Want Their Rattail Back!

    When is the last time you saw a person with a rattail? Check out today's blog posting to see what I'm talking about.
    1984 Called. . .They Want Their Rattail Back!
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    1984 called. . .they want their rattail back!--------------http://tinyurl.com/6yz3hd
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    1984 Called. . .They Want Their Rattail Back!

    Sometimes I look back at myself and remember my hairstyle, and I cringe.Madonna I've had a lot of tragic hairdos.Kylie MinogueI can't bear looking in the mirror - I guess that's why my hair looks like this.Lance BassThe other day J and I were joking

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  • July 28th, 2008
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    I give more head than a guillotine
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    mimzie has updated their twitter:

    Did you know that "Urkel" in Spanish is "Urkel?"
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    @mayjah Congrats on Beezlebebe and her award!!!
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    I miss Smelly Cat
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    mimzie has updated their twitter:

    You have to stop the Q-Tip when there's resistance!
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    It's called a sense of humor - you should get one - they're nice.
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    They're filming 'Law and Order' next door to my office today. I'm going to go over at lunch and see if they need any of my expertise.
  • July 25th, 2008
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    mimzie has updated their twitter:

    Barbara - I'm trying to follow you and it says that I am but I'm not seeing any of your tweets! I hate twitter!!
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    mimzie has posted a new myspace blog: Ask Mimzie

    Have you ever met a person with a penis the size of a fire hydrant? Click here to check out today's blog posting to see what I'm talking about....
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    mimzie has updated their twitter:

    I'm starting a petition to make the work week shorter. Who's with me?!
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    mimzie has posted a new entry on: Mimzie's Muzings

    Ask Mimzie

    Disclaimer: I am not a professional. Any advice I give you is purely for entertainment purposes – by that I mean, for my entertainment. If you decide to take my advice, you are on your own.*****Mimzie - I have always been up front with guys that I'

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  • July 24th, 2008
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    Twitter is pissing me off. I keep adding people to "follow" and they keep deleting them. I dont think Twitter wants me to play with others!
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    2:48 and I'm clockwatching. The next 2 hours are going to be VERY long.
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    mimzie has posted a new myspace blog: Midget Fingers

    What are your thoughts on midget fingers? Wanna hear mine? Click here to see today's blog posting....
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    mimzie has updated their twitter:

    WTF?!?! Twitter just deleted all the people I was following! How can I get that back? Rat bastards!!!
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    mimzie has updated their twitter:

    What are your thoughts on midget fingers? Wanna hear what I think? tinyurl.com/5d4ceq
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    mimzie has posted a new entry on: Mimzie's Muzings

    Midget Fingers

    Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.W. C. FieldsI enjoy making people laugh.Verne Troyer If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.Patton OswaltI realize th

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  • July 23rd, 2008
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    Damn! Photoshop is hard! I'm never going to be able to learn all of this crap! Help!!!
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    mimzie has updated their twitter:

    Why do people leave u a voicemail & then call u back 2 make sure u got it? Of course I got your stupid msg. I'm just not calling you back.