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- December 14th, 2009
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Oh Xmas this !! Zhu zhu pet hell
Have I ever mentioned how much I despise this time of year?It's not that I'm a Xmas scrouge or anything, It's just that I've got 1,000 kids and a 1,000 kids to shop for.There's nothing worse that havi…
- December 10th, 2009
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It\'s alive !!!
Ok, so I'm alive and not dead. Even though I feel like I am most days.So, it's quite close to Christmas and I haven't even thought about Xmas shopping yet.Fuck me !!Click Here for the Moms that I cant…
- December 5th, 2009
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how to prevent a lighter thief !!!
After many years of having my lighter stolen. I have now learned how to prevent it!Click Here for the Moms that I cant stand series..
- November 23rd, 2009
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- November 22nd, 2009
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Birthday Mourning, ODE\' to my 30th,(things that I\'ve learned.)
Most of you already know, today is my 30th birthday !!I have been working on this ode' for sometime now.This is my list of things that I have learned in my 30 years..1. I've learned that the best love…
- November 12th, 2009
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The poo Log ?
Alright, so you guys all know that I'm nurse and have spent a jazillion years studying the medical profession as well as advancing my degrees (hopefully to obtain my Doctorate soon). Anyway, the po…
- November 11th, 2009
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momscrazylife is celebrating her birthday today!
- November 10th, 2009
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Tuesday\'s Tip/Tit of the day !!
The tip ? Don't leave carved pumpkins in your house for several days. I came home this morning to dicover fruit flies..Yummm &nbs…
- November 5th, 2009
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Fuck you Friday, Dani style !
Welcome back my fellow friends!It's a Friday and we all know what that means, right ?It's time to say "Fuck you" to the world or whatever else pissed you off for the week.We had a great turn out last…
- November 2nd, 2009
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Monday\'s Tip/tit of the day !
Tip:Don't eat fucking skittles when you've got a nasty cavity.Oh the pain !!!!!!!Now for the tit:Click Here for the Moms that I cant stand series..
- November 1st, 2009
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Post Halloween
And so the Hallow hell is over.My feet hurt and there's fake blood everywhere in my house. If you walked in at this very moment, you would swear that you were a witness to a murder scene.If there's on…
- October 28th, 2009
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Stinky face ???? Secrets !!!
Oh the things some people must endure.I work the night shift all week long. My shift usually ends up being 10-15 hours long a day. ( I know , it sucks but it pays the bills ).Anyway, I came home this…
- October 26th, 2009
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Monday\'s Tip/tit of the day !
Tip:Don't tell someone to go fuck themselves and expect to text them 10 minutes later with a request.How retarded can one be ?Now for the Tit !Ummmmm wtf ?Click Here for the Moms that I cant stand ser…
- October 24th, 2009
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Eff you Rants Rocked !! Winner announced.
Ok, so I have to say that I missed my rants,but you guys made up for it. This week's winner you asked ? Now, while they were all great, we actually have a tie. Mr. Organicmeatbag &…
- October 23rd, 2009
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Fuck you Friday returns, with a vengence !!
So I figured, what a better way to come back into blogging then to EXPLODE with my "fuck You Friday" huh?The name of the game::To give me your best rant, it could be about anything. No holds bar here…
- October 19th, 2009
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Dear Blog ...
Dear crazy Mom blog, I just wanted to write to say how much I like thee. You were there for my dark times and my good. My crazy times and the times I needed to fucking swear pretty bad. Blog, you are…
- September 27th, 2009
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awwww shit
Oh shit, I kind of sorta exist even though I forget sometimes. Click Here for the Moms that I cant stand series.. var addthis_pub="crazydani";
- September 18th, 2009
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We go green, kinda !
Alright, so I'm doing my part ...kind of... In place of regular dishes ( because they don't exist in my house), we have taken to recycling Chinese food containers. Because all of my dishes have been b…
- September 15th, 2009
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Ever get clunked in the head ?
After working all night long at the hospital. I had finally fallen asleep around 10 am or so.Boy, do I love sleep.I was enjoying an awesome dream which constituted a beach with a mixed drink, when all…
- September 13th, 2009
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I often wonder about my life.
Have you ever had one of those moments where the wind blows just right, and suddenly everything makes sense?I had one of the moments recently.You see, over the past 6 months or so my life has changed…
- September 10th, 2009
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Shady ass people, Gawd, don't people know !!
If there's one thing that I can't stand the most, it's shady ass people.What's a " shady ass person" you ask ?I'll give you Dani's version of shady..You ready ?Shady is when one tries to befriend you…
- September 4th, 2009
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EFF you Friday Returns..
Ok , so after a short delay, I've decided to bring back Fuck you Friday !!!Yay !!!What is Fuck you Friday you ask ?The point of Fuck you Friday, is to rant, rave or do whatever it is you think you nee…
- September 1st, 2009
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Fail !
If I had one chance to be a bug, this would be me, FAIL ! Click Here for the Moms that I cant stand series.. var addthis_p…
- August 30th, 2009
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alive
I'm trying to keep this thing alive !!! Click Here for the Moms that I cant stand series.. var addthis_pub="crazydani";
- August 25th, 2009
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Things I know
There's really nothing to put after the title, because I really don't know shit anymore !! Click Here for the Moms that I cant stand series.. var addthis_pub="crazydani";
- August 8th, 2009
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Crazy lady drags kid/son through the store on a leash.
This is the first time in a long time , that I'm speechless..Click Here for the Moms that I cant stand series.. var addthis_pub="crazydani";
- July 31st, 2009
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Anthony Kiedis and Red Hot Chili Peppers to start recording 2009 !!
Alright, so if you guys are anything like me and love to blast RHCP from you car stereo on occasion, they have announced the plannings of a new album.I'm excited to hear the news, hence the reason for…
- July 29th, 2009
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Seeking photographer and makeup artist around CT.
I am putting my own ad out for a photographer as well as a makeup artist. Preferably around the CT area. Any reccomendations would be great.Thank youPlease feel free to leave a comment or email me at…
- July 27th, 2009
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no time..
I love my blog, I really do.I'm just all out of material lately, and time.If you guys want to see what else I've been doing check this out and feel free to nominate your own !!The queens of mean.Click…
- July 22nd, 2009
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Tit of the day !!!
The tip :Don't forget to wash your hands after having a diarrhea episode.It's not nice haveing shit on your hands !!!Now for the tit !!Click Here for the Moms that I cant stand series.. var addthis_pu…
- July 20th, 2009
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Accepting applications...
The Queen from WTF as well as myself have now come up with the blogsphere's best answer !! A blog completely dedicated to asshole bloggers, commenters, and twitters. and fucktards alike. And this is…
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summer love
I hope all of you guys are enjoying your summer's.Mine has been full of work and stupid ass amusement parks.God, I hate those places.They're seriously full of nasty ass people and kids pissing their p…
- July 14th, 2009
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My life's lessons..
I have learned that most people you meet in your life will inevitably be an asshole to you at some point. That true compassion hardly exists.That being honest even though it's hurtful is helpful.That…
- July 12th, 2009
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Twitter's biggest TWIT !!
___Dani__ Queenie249 As some of you may know, I like to play on twitter.My name just so happens to be @___Dani__ .While playing with my friend @Queenie249 aka the…
- July 8th, 2009
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It hates me !!
There's been something funky with my blog lately.I've come to the conclusion that it hates me.Hmmmmm, if I go missing it's because my blog put a hit out for me..Click Here for the Moms that I cant sta…
- July 6th, 2009
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Did I mention this ?
Did I ever mention how much I HATE NANCY GRACE ???Click Here for the Moms that I cant stand series.. var addthis_pub="crazydani";
- July 2nd, 2009
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Life ?
Ahh it's summer time which means no time to write.Actually , I blame most of that on work and life and wish it was vacation.All is well except for my lack of time.Just wanted to say sorry but I'll be…
- June 29th, 2009
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Tip/t of the Day!!!
Tip of the day : Don't try to flat iron your hair with a real iron.. I burned myself on my forehead, and my face and other things....... and for this week's Tit of the day !!! Click Here f…
- June 26th, 2009
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Eff you Friday !! dedicated to Da Old Man !!
I don't know about you guys but it's been one hell of a week !!!Not only did we loose 2 icons ( Farah Fawcett and Michael Jackson), but one of the humor blogger's icon's is currently being hospitalize…
- June 24th, 2009
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Sometimes I just don't know..
I swear to you I feel like a robot that doesn't know anything , ever !!I'm sorry for not being funny today, I just don't have it in me lately.Damn I suck huh ?Click Here for the Moms that I cant stand…
- June 22nd, 2009
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Tit of the DAY !!!
ok, the tip :Don't ever get a root canal ever !!Just pull the fucking thing, if I only knew !!Next, the tits:Click Here for the Moms that I cant stand series.. var addthis_pub="crazyd
- June 21st, 2009
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Hey PETA EFF You !!
This is coming straight form the heart of a Vegan too !!!Fuck you PETA:compliments of my almighty, obviously deceased, alligator head smoking a newport !!
- June 19th, 2009
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A funny post ?
I love my blog, I love my blog, I love my blog...If I say this enough times a funny post will come out of my ass.. ?Click Here for the Moms that I cant stand series..
- June 15th, 2009
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How to prep for the puss eeeeeeee !!!
Oh the pain...If men only knew the preparation us woman have to go through to make our pussy's desirable.No, not for YOU men, I mean for the gyno...Yes, the pussy doctors..You see, when we have to go…
- June 12th, 2009
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EFF YOU FRIDAY !!!
Sorry for the delay guys but yu know what today is right ? It's Fuck you Friday !!! The name of the game ? Gimme your best fuck you rant.. The winner receives the coolest award ever !!! The infamous…
- June 10th, 2009
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A real conversation with an Indian..
Damn he's hot !!!First of all I have to say that I'm part Indian..politically correct..Native American..I'm registered with the state.Because I'm registered, I seem to be harassed with by them v…
- June 8th, 2009
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Tit of the Day !!!
When you have a great idea for a blog post..write it down, or you'll end up doing dumb shit like "tit of the day"..This is what I get for having half a fucking brain !!!Here's the almighty titty !!!C…
- June 4th, 2009
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Boogers boogers everywhere !!
I hate to talk about kids on my blog, but I had to write this one up..My little one ( the 2 year old) has discovered a secret weapon. ( Damn he's a smart little fucker )A weapon none of the others tho…
- June 3rd, 2009
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I just don't care..
Have you ever gotten to the point in your life when nothing matters anymore?Now, this isn't some retarded as depression or anything, I think it's a conclusion.I'm just so sick and tired of pleasing pe…
- May 31st, 2009
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Shit that I can't stand !!!
You know what I can't stand ?Fucking free loading assholes.I hate like fuck knowing that I have to bust my ass at work 80 hours a week to support my family, when half the people that I know are on som…
