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- November 16th, 2008
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- November 15th, 2008
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The Three Phases
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, Dad, how Many Kinds of boobs are there?' The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, a woman goesthrough three Phases.In her 20s, a woman's b…
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The Three Phases
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, Dad, how Many Kinds of boobs are there?' The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, a woman goesthrough three Phases.In her 20s, a woman's b…
- November 14th, 2008
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Thank You To Everyone! I'm Back!
Hi Everyone:Charles here, the man behind My Junk Mail. I just wanted to say, "Thank You!" to everyone who has emailed me about WHERE ARE ALL THE JOKES LATELY? Well, truth is, I do this as a hobby and…
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Always Maxi Pads
This is an actual letter from an Austin woman sent to American company Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph. It's PC Magazine's 2007…
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Traveling Man
Many years ago a man was traveling through the mountains of Switzerland. Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend…
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Driving Etiquette
A woman is driving at night on a narrow country road. At the same time a man is driving in the opposite direction on that same road. When they narrowly pass each other at high speed, the woman rolls…
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The Test
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down.The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the…
- October 17th, 2008
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Can You Give Me A Push?
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. 'Not a ch…
- October 16th, 2008
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Lunch On A SkyScraper (PowerPoint)
Here is a great PowerPoint Presentation showing a bunch of old photos of workers on a skyscraper. Very cool. Lunch on a SkyScraper
- October 15th, 2008
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- October 14th, 2008
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Time For Some Campaigning! (VIDEOS)
Jib-Jab is at it again with another great video about the Presidential Race!Time for Some Campaignin' | Funny Jokes at JibJab
- October 13th, 2008
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Wanna Go? (PICS)
The Flagship 'Dixie Belle' is shown below... Your first night's meal promises to be scrumptious, featuring fillet of Catfish, Hush Puppies and Collards, with all you can eat Boiled Louisiana Rusty Cra…
- October 12th, 2008
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Coffee Machine (LINKS)
This is cute:1. CLICK ON THE LINK (COFFEE MACHINE BELOW)2. PUT THE COIN IN THE VENDING MACHINE3. CHOOSE YOUR DRINK4. CLICK ON THE CUP WHEN IT IS READY5. CLICK ON 'OPEN' 6. ENJOY! Don't forget to click…
- October 11th, 2008
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Obama vs. Osama (PICS)
I usually don't like to post anything political, but this was too funny not to.
- October 10th, 2008
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Interesting Facts
The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma. No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait.. Donkeys kill more people an…
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Guess Who?
Can you guess which organization this is?36 have been accused of spousal abuse7 have been arrested for fraud 19 have been accused of writing bad checks 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at le…
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The Kiss (PICS)
She is pregnant; he had just saved her from a fire in her house, rescuing her by carrying her out of the house into her front yard, while he continued to fight the fire.When he finally got done puttin…
- October 9th, 2008
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Cuddles The Poodle In Africa
A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles along for the company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddle…
- October 8th, 2008
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And Then The Fight Started...
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive - so, I took her to a gas station.And then the fight started....*******************************************************…
- October 7th, 2008
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3 Construction Workers
An Irishman , Mexican and Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corne…
- October 6th, 2008
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Andy Rooney : Women Over 40
In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40: 60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a…
- October 5th, 2008
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Big Dogs (PICS)
Some of these have to be fake. But, they are still look cool.Click image to make bigger.
- October 4th, 2008
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Good Blonde Joke
A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to marry her right away.She said, "But we don't know anything about each other."He said, "That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we g…
- October 3rd, 2008
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NYMPHOMANIACS CONVENTION
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate w…
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25 Signs That You Have Grown Up
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not whe…
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The Old Dog
Make sure to read it till the end!An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard; I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly came over…
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Next Time You Let The Bear Out Of The Cage And I'll Take Pictures (PICS)
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Anniversary Fairy
A married couple in their early 60s celebrated their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, '…
- October 2nd, 2008
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- October 1st, 2008
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- September 30th, 2008
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Last Thing You Want To Hear After Sex
A man's in bed with his girlfriend, who he met in Key West. After having great sex, she spends the next hour just stroking his penis, something she had lovingly done on many occassions. Rather enjoyin…
- September 29th, 2008
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First Women On The Moon (PICS)
For those of you too young to remember "The Honeymooners", Ralph Karmden always said..."One of these days Alice, Bang, Zoom, straight to the moon!"Here is a link to The Honeymooners on Wikipedia:http:…
- September 28th, 2008
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5 Nuns (PICS)
Sisters Mary Catherine, Maria Theresa, Katherine Marie, Rose Frances & Mary Kathleen left the Convent on a trip to St. Patrick's Cathedral in New York City and were sight-seeing on a Tuesday in July.…
- September 27th, 2008
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Don't Drive and Drive
A True Story from the Jacksonville, Fl., Police Dept. A man goes to a party and has too much to drink. His friends plead with him to let them take him home. He says no he only lives a mile away. About…
- September 26th, 2008
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If Your Were President
(Special Thanks to Fran M. for sending this junk mail. Send your to myjunkmailblog@gmail.com)(NOTE: I usually don't like to post anything political, but this is really funny)So, I was talking to this…
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Chinese Proverbs
Man who go to bed with itchy ass wake up with smelly figureVirginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.Man who run in front of car get tired.Man who run behind car get exhausted.Man with hand in pocket…
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Divorce Cakes (PICS)
(Special Thanks to Chadd E. for sending this junk mail. Send yours to myjunkmailblog@gmail.com)Ahh marriage. Such a wonful time in a person's life which should be celebrated with a delicious tooth dec…
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- September 25th, 2008
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Rednecks Get A Gun Pulled On Them (VIDEOS)
Two Rednecks start messing with a guy and his girlfriend in a BMW and eventually get a gun pulled on them. Next time, I think they will pick their battles better. Watch til the end.
- September 24th, 2008
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Hot Tub Cannonball (VIDEO)
(Here is another cannonball video. If you missed the one about the kid doing a cannonball at his baptism, well, click here to view it.)
- September 23rd, 2008
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Rules Of Bedroom Golf
(My lovely wife, Laura, sent this to me. Do you think I might get lucky tonight?)1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play. 2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.…
- September 22nd, 2008
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How To Ask For A Raise
Maria (the maid) asked her employers wife if she could have a raise. The wife was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"Maria: "Well Señora, there are three rea…
- September 21st, 2008
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- September 20th, 2008
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Puns
According to usually reliable sources on the internet, here are the 10 first place winners in the International Pun Contest: 1. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The flight at…
- September 19th, 2008
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How's Norma?
A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear.…
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Blonde's Year In Review
January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!! March…
