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- October 9th, 2009
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newagebitch has posted a new entry on: New Age Bitch
The Universe is not your bitch, yo
This morning, a random selection from the NAB Mailbag: Dear New Age Bitch, I read that our thoughts create our reality. And I’m really starting to believe it! Last Christmas, the Friday before w…
- October 5th, 2009
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newagebitch has posted a new entry on: New Age Bitch
Forgiveness is bullshit.
We all have a friend like this. You know the one. Ditsy, big watery eyes, forever gazing up at the sky and sighing with apparent lack of brain function. And then looking at you earnestly, telling you…
- September 13th, 2009
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newagebitch has removed Green-Flamingo from her favorite blogs.
- September 5th, 2009
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newagebitch has posted a new entry on: New Age Bitch
Ode to Wal-Mart, especially the old dude who slapped a crying kid
Oh, you gotta love Wal-Mart. I know I do. After all, the smell — it’s the same in every store, trust me, The Bitch has done her research — is addictive, kind of like the secret 361 unpronoun…
- September 1st, 2009
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newagebitch has joined the discussion: Do you have an accent?
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newagebitch has joined the discussion: Does sperm contain souls?
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newagebitch has posted a new entry on: New Age Bitch
Ascension: New Age crap or humanity’s next step?
Ah, 1997. Remember Teh Internets back then*? Prodigy. AOL. Dial-up! The height of technology was the Hamster Dance, one of a horrific endless plague of cute little tiny animated GIFs. Remember them? T…
- August 25th, 2009
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newagebitch has posted a new entry on: New Age Bitch
How to read signs and omens
Dudes, you welcomed The Bitch back with open arms. Awesome! (Next time, a little deodorant, maybe? Think of others before you embrace so fervently.) And now the pressure is on. Fine. In the last eight…
- August 23rd, 2009
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newagebitch has posted a new entry on: New Age Bitch
Return of The Bitch
Holy shit, people. It’s 2009. True story: I was driving down a deserted country road somewhere in New Mexico, or maybe upstate New York, last December. I hear this WHOMPWHOMPWHOMP noise at 70 mp…
