ninjagerbil's profile Ninja Gerbil / Member since September 2008 / Last seen 21 days ago
I am the man. Okay, well … I’m a gerbil. And a ninja. But if I were a man I would be The Man, you betcha! Don't you wish you were me?
Like all ninjas, I hate pirates (and pilates, which looks like the word ‘pirate’ but which is actually very different). Pirates left their stupid wooden boats and starting looting the Internet, and so I followed. Years of rigorous training in Information Kung-Fu, TCP Tae Kwon Do, and Network Ninjutsu have made me a terror to behold. What was that? Are you laughing at me? Just because I’m a 7 ounce rodent doesn’t mean I won’t open up some ninja-gerbil fury on your ass, jerk.
Anyway, if you want to read a lot of super-secrets about networks, security, and maybe a video game or two, you’re in the right place. Just sit back and enjoy, and whatever you do, don’t piss me off, man!
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- Published a new blog post: You Want Data Leakage Protection? Stop Acting Like a Baby!28 days ago
- Added Buffyfest to their friends list29 days ago
- Published a new blog post: Tiny but Powerful (like me), This is10/14/08
- Published a new blog post: A Round-house Kick to Human Behavior10/08/08
- Published a new blog post: The Softer Side of Security9/26/08
- Published a new blog post: Ninja-Gerbil DNS Poisoning9/22/08
- Published a new blog post: National Talk Like a Pirate Day …?9/19/08
- Published a new blog post: Paranoia , or, Tiny Fingers Don’t Scan9/08/08
- Joined the group Humor Blogs9/03/08
- Addded Legally Sane Blogging | DeadRooster.com to their favorite blogs9/03/08
- Joined the group Digg This!9/03/08
- Joined the group TechGroup9/03/08
- Joined the group Computers9/03/08
- Published a new blog post: Gerbil Rant: Why Isn’t Anyone Managing the F’ing Data?!?8/11/08
- Published a new blog post: SIM Review Part 1: ArcSight, Lacking in actual Arks8/05/08
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