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- September 26th, 2008
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quasar has posted a new entry on: Ogronitude
Head of Skate
Once again, the people at College Humor bring the awesome. Here is a new “movie” trailer for a story about a goofy hockey Mom going to the White House. Awesome… Click here to watch. See more funny videos and funny pictures at Colleg
- September 19th, 2008
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quasar has posted a new entry on: Ogronitude
Bruce Springsteen rehearsing for the Dancing in the Dark video.
You could say he is dancing but it looks more like an epileptic fit 80’s style. So ogurt…
- September 18th, 2008
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quasar has posted a new entry on: Ogronitude
Awesomely ogurt band
Hurra Torpedo. Well, they’re not new (this clip was from ‘95 yet uploaded to the interwebz in ‘05) but they might as well be because I have never seen anything like it so fuck it, they’re new. More importantly, they’re c
- September 12th, 2008
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quasar has posted a new entry on: Ogronitude
Reanimated crab claws pilfer mountains of unused snack cakes.
In the dew of this morning eyeless newts squeak their cries to imaginary allies to thwart the crustacean threat. The newt government claims that the Holy Twinkie Pile is theirs by birthright yet the minions of clams, crabs, and prawn politicians flip
- September 9th, 2008
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quasar has posted a new entry on: Ogronitude
Gravy Flapper
Walking through the cold morning today I realized I was in a special place. I was trying to balance myself atop a pool of uncooked hot dogs, clinching my feet together squishing the mushy pink meat in between my toes. It rained gravy the night before
- September 2nd, 2008
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quasar has posted a new entry on: Ogronitude
Smoking and beef jerky
I’m writing this as I puff away on a Parliment cigarette hating the fact that I started smoking again. I swear to the Lord of the Pork Horde I am going to quit again and very soon. I HATE cigarettes. But I love beef jerky. So I am thinking abou
- August 26th, 2008
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quasar has posted a new entry on: Ogronitude
Sex Dreams
I was reading somewhere on these interwebz that a couple of guy friends of mine have NEVER HAD A SEX DREAM. I say, say WHAT?! I don’t believe it. I mean, it’s impossible. I see a chick with a feeding tube I immediately conjure up some sor
- August 23rd, 2008
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“Get got gone!” A day in the life of God.
Roasted fetal pigs are squeezed by eyeless dwarf slaves oozing hot grease upon a gyrating belly. Ants use gut hairs as a springboard to dive into a pool of liquid lard that has collected in a vacuous naval cave. Celebrating atop crusted lint rafts, a
- August 14th, 2008
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quasar has posted a new entry on: Ogronitude
A quick update
After arriving home from Florida, entertaining guests, and now settling back in to my home I am ready to get back on it. It’s been awhile but ogrosity never sleeps. I am working on a few things right now but I just wanted to drop a quick line a
- July 28th, 2008
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Greyhound ogurts
So I am down here in the Satanically hot Florida Keys gettin’ my ogue on. It’s pretty great. Drankin’ plenty of Bud Lights, eatin’ scrimps, conch fritters, Cuban Palomilla steaks, cafe con leches in weather that is more like t
- July 16th, 2008
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quasar has posted a new entry on: Ogronitude
Going on a trip
To the Florida Keys for a few weeks. I used to live there back in the mid 90’s and have visited multiple times since so I am pretty familiar with the whole scene. I hope to get a pair of shrimper boots while I am down there because in the Keys,