thecantankerouscan's profile Josephine Bell / Female / Member since November 2009 / Last seen 21 minutes ago
Once upon a time I lived in the city but that place meant about as much to me as a festering bowl of dog snot so I pulled up stakes and relocated. Now, I live in a log cabin in the thickest forest in the Canadian wilderness with my army of stray cats. This location ensures that those Girl Scout brats, vacuum cleaner salesmen and religious fanatics can’t find me and try to convert me to their creepy cults. No I don’t want any damn cookies so piss off! I was married once but he served me with divorce papers citing irreconcilable differences. Told me I had an attitude problem and anger management issues. The only issue I had was with the fact that he was a spineless turd! Single ladies: choose rectal cancer instead of marriage. It’s more pleasant! My pass times include scowling, complaining and making little children cry when I hide their toys and run over their pets. I'm missing some teeth, one of my legs is shorter than the other and sometimes I talk to trees.
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