- July 3rd, 2009
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whiteshark761 has posted a new entry on: The Shark Tank
[Even the Shark Tank has to pay the bills somehow, so for today's entry I'm turning the wheel over to Greg Duberson. Duberson is the "undisputed king of the 4th of July and also every holiday" and is…
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- July 1st, 2009
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whiteshark761 has posted a new entry on: The Shark Tank
I sat at the light, listening to the radio and wondering if Staind had ever, or would ever, come out with a song that didn't sound exactly like every other one of their songs, when I noticed an unplea…
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- June 24th, 2009
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whiteshark761 has posted a new entry on: The Shark Tank
Well, job seekers, judging from the fact that unemployment numbers continue to rise, I might have been tempted to think my Interviewing Tips had gone unheeded. However, I now realize there could be an…
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- June 17th, 2009
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whiteshark761 has posted a new entry on: The Shark Tank
With the economy in shambles and unemployment hitting record highs, people are finding it tougher than ever to find a good job. With the month of June in full swing, and many a college graduate findin…
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- June 15th, 2009
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whiteshark761 has posted a new entry on: The Shark Tank
The other day I was traveling down one of our great American highways, just enjoying the open road and the sounds of silence. As I passed a field of (non black and white) cows, I contemplated the frag…
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- June 12th, 2009
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whiteshark761 has posted a new entry on: The Shark Tank
I remember when I was nine years old I had to go to a nursing home for an afternoon. I was just walking down the halls of the place, minding my own business, when this old woman was all:And so then I…
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- June 10th, 2009
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whiteshark761 has posted a new entry on: The Shark Tank
I was reading an article some time ago that was addressing some of the variations on one of the most common questions people have--namely, "When is it okay...?" The questions and answers were so commo…
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- June 8th, 2009
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whiteshark761 has posted a new entry on: The Shark Tank
Versus movies were all the rage back in the fifties and sixties, and as Hollywood experiences a drought of original ideas, they're making a comeback. The straightforward remake (or, as filmmakers like…
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- June 4th, 2009
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whiteshark761 has posted a new entry on: The Shark Tank
I don't know about you, but I'm getting a little tired of people going on and on about mythical creatures as if they were real. No, I'm not talking about unicorns and dragons. I'm not even talking abo…
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- June 2nd, 2009
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whiteshark761 has posted a new entry on: The Shark Tank
For the past few weeks I've found little time to keep up with this blog, follow my favorite television shows, or read more than a few pages of a book. The reason for this distraction? My foray into th…
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- May 29th, 2009
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whiteshark761 has posted a new entry on: The Shark Tank
Well, there's no two ways around it: this cell phone is a piece of shit. While it works decently inside the house, I found it had an extraordinarily short range. In fact, I counted how many steps away…
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- May 27th, 2009
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whiteshark761 has posted a new entry on: The Shark Tank
There are some things in life and art that are plainly obvious to both the creator and the spectator. No one's looking for hidden meaning in Transformers or the cover of a Cheerios box (although...).…
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- May 22nd, 2009
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whiteshark761 has posted a new entry on: The Shark Tank
[The Shark Tank is happy to welcome local preacher, the Reverend Frank Wilson. Frank is having some difficulties raising funds towards building his own church, and I told him it would be just fine if…
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- May 20th, 2009
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whiteshark761 has posted a new entry on: The Shark Tank
Side 1: A Baby Would Make a Terrible Presidentby Jack Lerner, Editor-in-Chief, Politics and Power In the U.S. Constitution, it is written than a person shall be 35 years old and a natural born citizen…
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- May 15th, 2009
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whiteshark761 has posted a new entry on: The Shark Tank
When I was a kid, Chuck-E-Cheese was the place to go. You wanted great pizza? Check. How about all the arcade games you could ever want? Got it. Wait, you still haven't satisfied your need for people…
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- May 12th, 2009
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whiteshark761 has posted a new entry on: The Shark Tank
Whenever I'm doing research, find myself bored of playing Donkey Kong, or simply want to know more about a particular subject, I turn to Wikipedia for my answers. Chock full of information and coverin…
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- May 11th, 2009
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whiteshark761 has posted a new entry on: The Shark Tank
Back To The Future (1973)The strange tale of a boy named Marty McFly and his attempt to make the world's first solar powered train. There's a lot I could say about this movie. The soundtrack, featurin…
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- May 8th, 2009
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whiteshark761 has posted a new entry on: The Shark Tank
Well, Mother's Day is Sunday, and once again the greeting card companies will be making a fortune penning witticisms that you're too lame to come up with on your own. Cards will be given, cursorily re…
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- May 6th, 2009
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whiteshark761 has posted a new entry on: The Shark Tank
I was in the third grade when the issue first came up. My teacher--Ms. Forrest--asked us all to divide into groups of four so we could work on an art project together. The idea was for us to take a pi…
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whiteshark761 has added
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- May 4th, 2009
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whiteshark761 has posted a new entry on: The Shark Tank
Last week, my friend Unfinished Rambler (yeah, that's the name he was born with...hippie parents, I guess) made a post chronicling his decision to apply for an online humor writing job. He remained st…
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- April 30th, 2009
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whiteshark761 has posted a new entry on: The Shark Tank
I was reading an interesting story the other day about a mom who had given her son up for adoption at the age of 7 because the kid would not listen to her or do anything she told him to do. Wash the d…
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- April 28th, 2009
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whiteshark761 has posted a new entry on: The Shark Tank
Friday afternoon, I was fortunate enough to be presented with a once in a lifetime opportunity. Takiyama Inc., one of the world's largest suppliers of affordable corn syrup (as well as a moderately su…
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- April 25th, 2009
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whiteshark761 has posted a new entry on: The Shark Tank
Today's post is going to be a little different, boys and girls. Today, I'll be participating in the Humor Bloggers First Annual Story Meme, created and conceived by none other than Spaz over at The Mi…
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- April 24th, 2009
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whiteshark761 has posted a new entry on: The Shark Tank
Well, here I go again, on my way into Wal-Mart. Oh look, a penny. It's turned with the tail facing up. Is that a good thing or a bad thing? I can't remember. I'm pretty sure it's a bad thing. I better…
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- April 23rd, 2009
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whiteshark761 has added
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- April 22nd, 2009
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whiteshark761 has posted a new entry on: The Shark Tank
If you grew up in my generation, you may well have been warned about the dangers of the Ouija board when you were young. You may have been told that attempting to contact the spirit world through this…
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- April 20th, 2009
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whiteshark761 has posted a new entry on: The Shark Tank
So I've been invited to my friend Kristen's baby shower. For those not in the know, what I've been invited to has nothing at all to do with cleaning a baby, and everything to do with a bunch of girls…
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- April 17th, 2009
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whiteshark761 has posted a new entry on: The Shark Tank
[Note to readers: The Shark Tank is happy to give up some space today for a friend. Larry Whitson has been hit hard by the downturn in the economy. Normally this isn't a charity blog, but Larry is a g…
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- April 15th, 2009
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whiteshark761 has added
ChicaX to their friends list.
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whiteshark761 has posted a new entry on: The Shark Tank
I don't know what it's like now, but middle school/junior high for me seemed like an endless array of intricately folded paper.First there were the notes. If passed from one to the other during class,…
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- April 14th, 2009
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whiteshark761 has posted a new entry on: The Shark Tank
Dear Past Shawn,1 out of 4 bloggers are already doing the "Open Letter" gimmick. Please reconsider.Love,Future ShawnP.S. Saturday's winning Lotto numbers are 12-19-26-39-41-49
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