I think shes trying to cut herself free from that damned corset. I don't blame her. I get fed up unlacing my boots and I don't have to do that behind my back. Don't ask me about the blindfold. Aristocrats do weird shit when they get bored.
Victorians - Aristocrat's Symphony are, unsurprisingly, Symphonic Metal. Emphasis on the Symphonic.
And finally, form a classy cover to um... Yeah, see for yourself.
Epic Death - Witchcraft (USA 2015)
If you're like most blokes... Shit. Already done that one. One of these days I'm going to ask somebody female whether having a shoelace up your buttcrack is as uncomfortable as it looks. She's got a very shiny bum, hasn't she?
Epic Death are Symphonic Black/Death Metal according to Metal Archives. Not normally my thing but I can see myself digging them if I caught the band live.
That's all folks. See you tomorrow.