Thank goodness I can't read the future because deep down, I'm convinced it might look a lot like the movie "Idiocracy." Still, I believe you gotta laugh to keep from crying. Though I am certain that 2017 will be anything but predicable, I had to humor myself. With that said, I present to you, my very own 2017 crystal ball devoid of any divine or scientific nature.
"Secret Lovers" - Atlantic Starr
"Careless Whisper" - George Michael
"Private Eyes" - Hall and Oates
"Live to Tell" - Madonna
6. Fake news comes full circle and becomes real news. Readers stop believing it.
7. Due to low ratings, season 2 of Stranger Things will prompt the inclusion of new character "12."
8. "Freedom of speech" will be reduced to the following safe topics: the weather, sports, cute puppies and kittens, Chris Pratt, and how everyone loves Nutella spread.
What are your 2017 predictions?